Holy crap, Sarah, I think I have just read the description of my new lover. And I mean the poutine, not bryan, just to clarify. SIGN ME UP.
omg some of the things you can get are crazy. and you can pick which type of gravy (mmm beer gravy)
Gosh I do have ideas and even some sketches for some of them, but I COULDN’T JUST GET /ONE/ DONE IN HUMAN. Man this is something I’d want to just do with you in person. We can sit in a cafe and drink coffee and eat poutine and draw things together kk
YOU JUST DESCRIBED THE PERFECT AFTERNOON ;o; (there’s a poutine place called spuds fifteen minutes from me and one of their poutines has kraft dinner on it. bryan gets the double bacon poutine when we go IT’S HUGE)
UGH PIE I REALLY WANT YOU TO DRAW FOR ME BUT ALL MY CHARACTERS ARE STUPID ANIMALS
EXCUSE YOU YOUR AMINALS ARE BOOTIFUL AND ADORABLE AND WEAR DAPPER OUTFITS
that is like…the perfect concoction of everything I need in life (ngl it’d be fun designing human designs for some of your characters omg)
PSST WAIT TIL AFTER 5:30 PM PST WHEN I GET HOME HINT HINT HINT
I second what Jessi said FYI :P
YOU SNEAKY LADIES!!!
juno gets a new nickname every other week.
the newest addition is ‘Big Rig’
okay jonathan is officially my favorite 30 Rock character
superhero movie science is so hilarious
also i saw iron man 3 tonight
omg are you gonna get her fixed or do you plan on mini junos someday
mini juju bs would be adorbs but we signed a contract with her breeder! gotta get fixed before a year.
my brother keeps poking me saying that we should breed her and his chocolate lab, gromit (they WOULD make gorgeous puppies ngl)
hahahhahaa wow isn’t that a bit early? I totally got Baby fixed before she showed any signs of being a woman BABY FOREVER
juno’s about 7 months. google says that’s the average time for rotties to start their first cycle! some dogs get it later but my guess is juno’s monster-status is kickstarting things haha. we’ll be getting her fixed after this cycle is over for sure! since juno is so huge we wanted to wait a bit so her hips could develop and all that fun stuff
poor girl I feel so bad for her ;u;;
oh no my dog is a woman now
juno i’m so sorry
…Juno’s new thing is…blowing bubbles in her water dish.
IT’S ANOTHER THING THEY DO…ACCORDING TO THE INTERNET.
WE CAN HEAR IT FROM OUR DESKS. THIS FCKING DOGGGSDFFDSF SHE’S MAKING A MESS
when you wake up in the morning and immediately know
“i’m going to be a ravenous cranky bitch all day”
and nothing will change it
PRECIOUS BABY RORY IS MY FAVORITE
plzplzplzplzplz refer to her as Twig ;u;
your icon shows your triumph uwu
my icon is pretty much the perfect representation of my reaction to everything ;u;
woohoo it took over an hour but finally calibrated the bf’s monitor ;u;;;;

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